Speaking of Bret Michaels he is just a sad sad specimen of a man, from his over fake n' baked skin, to his bad hair plugs, and need to constantly wear a badana to cover up his receding hairline he is a just a sad mess of a person who's still attempt to relish in his 1980's rock n' roll glory days that have LONG passed. Despite his downfalls, what I really want to discuss from this show are the girls. Wow, who knew that our fine country has so many silicone filled strippers, nude models, and just straight trailer park sluts.
Exhibit A - Where do these girls shop? Hoes R' Us?
What really perplexed me while watching the most recent episode when Bret has the girls babysit a group of kids to test out their mom skills. Suddenly left and right over half the girls mention they have a child or children of their own....what??!! Now, I cut a few some slack as they had openly mentioned their children early in the season, but for you to first mention you have a kid weeks into the show seems a bit odd. Not only is that questionable, but you have to love that a lovely stripper on the show Ashley claims, "I may dance (aka strip) on the weekends, but I'm a stay at home mom during the week." Well, good for you my dear but being with your kid during the week doesn't exactly make up for the fact that your kid is aware that you take off your clothes for money on the weekends. Hell of a role model you are. Mind you she obviously left her child, hopefully with someone more responsible than her, for at least 2 months to go off and film this show. Think your priorities may be a bit out of wack - clearly being a tramp with a rock star and getting hammered for all of America to see (including your son) ranks higher than being a good mom.
Exhibit B - I think this video says it all.
The good news is at least she's aware that she's a whore. But sorry, sweetheart, you aren't exactly winning Mommy of the Year based on your actions. So quit claiming to be super mom and change your ways. Sorry to be such a downer, but as mom who takes her role seriously as caregiver and role model nothing gets me more than irresponsible people not taking care of their kids and still constantly being selfish and putting themselves first.
P.S. Ashley also has a prominent tattoo on her gigantic fake boob that says "James" - leads me to believe it's her son's name. In that case, what a way to honor your kid.....tattoo his name on your boob and show it off for money or better yet for free on the street to random people. Some people will never learn.
